Jason Bittel is a worshipper of the calamine gods. When he’s not fighting off poison ivy, he’s trying to get people riled up about slugs and opossums on his TTTWTP-inspired website, BittelMeThis.com. He has an MFA in Creative Nonfiction from the University of Pittsburgh and writes for a digital branding agency polite enough to overlook the invasive wild boar skull on his desk. Jason recently co-authored a book about challenger brand business tactics and sadomasochism, Does Your Brand Need A Spanking?